How mean can we get?

Let’s try it out ( let our imagination runs wild ) and see how mean we can get… …

when some1 gives you a sweet, it’s because your mouth stinks…

when some1 gives you a bottle of perfume, it’s because you stink…

when some1 gives you a dress, it’s because you got no taste

when some1 gives you a book, it’s because you are dumb, needs to read more…

when some1 gives you a make-up set, it’s because you are ugly, so start painting your face…

when some1 gives you a audio player, it’s because you are noisy, so on the player & shut up!

when some1 gives you a jig jaw puzzle, it’s because you should stay home and not going out to scare people…

what else huh?….. @@

p/s 1: ok, i admit I’m bored…. B-)

p/s 2: look at some of the add-on from the comment box… it’s quite ‘interesting’… ahaha

13 thoughts on “How mean can we get?”

  1. Thanks for the posting Sharkwater movie news up @ ur blog. Today learnt a lot and enjoy the movie. Told Jacki that I hope to know where can I get a copy of it too. Anyway, will do our little part when we know all this liao. Sorry for nt saying hi to u @ Lido as my friend and I were rushing off liao. Late! 🙂

  2. hi dasmond! i think you’re really bored.. =P haha
    have been visiting your blog but have never left you any comments before till this one..
    hope you are doing fine in everything!
    i have been supporting you since your days @ 93.3fm till now..
    you have been doing really well.. but still… jia you for the future!!!

  3. Hi Dasmond,

    This is called Humanity. (imagination runs wild )

    actually we not mean. if this negative thought appears in our mindset, i can say is lack of confidence.

    when some1 gives you a bottle of perfume, it’s because you stink…-> drama always have this part

    agree?

    ( umm… well said…. ha – from 22 )

  4. if someone gives you a free treat, it means they think that you’re super poor
    if someone gives you a basket of fruits, it means they think u are fat(need to cut down on meat and eat more fruits)
    if someone gives you a story book, it means they think that you’re a nerd.
    if someone gives you sweet, it means they think you’re childish
    if someone covers you with a blanket at night, it means they think that you’re normally very cold ( in ur jokes)
    if someone smiles at you, it means they have evil intentions
    if someone gives you a mirror, it mean they think you’re ugly and shld take a good look at urself
    if someone gives you a clock, it means they they want you dead
    if someone gives you toothbrush and toothpaste, it means your breath stinks
    if someone offers you chewing gum or breath mints, (ditto)
    if someone buys you a cute soft toy, it means you have never grown up in their eyes
    if someone opens the door for you, it means they think you are useless
    if someone ruffles your hair, it means your hair is super untidy
    if someone buys you a pack of facial form, skincare products, it means your complextion is bad

    ok i was really bored too HAHAHAHA =x

  5. Hahaha..

    when someone gives u a pet, it’s because u are single and can’t find a partner.
    when someone gives u a frown, it’s because u look digusting.
    when someone gives u a coin pouch, it’s because u can’t even afford a toliet trip that charge 10c entry.
    when someone gives u a toothpick, it’s because u have some greeny stuff on ur tooth.
    when someone gives u a bread instead of a biscuit, it’s because u have too many fake teeth.

    haha.. it’s getting more humorous than mean. Kinda off topic. =p

  6. Having to pay tax means that you have a job.
    A long day with arching arms and feet means you are able to work hard if you want to.
    Have to clear up the dishes after the party means that you were surrounded by friends
    Found a parking slot at a corner means that you are still able to walk and have reach safely due to good traffic control
    When you have to clean your room or wash the toilet means that you have a home
    Being awaken by your alarm clock in the wee hours in the morning means that you are still alive
    With countless E-mail waiting for my reply means that my friends (fans) are still missing me
    When people shout at you or sing in an awfully manner means that your ear are perfectly normal

    So..how nice can we get?

    when some1 gives you a sweet, it’s because you are being cared at from the other person…
    when some1 gives you a bottle of perfume, it’s because its one of those expensive gift they can think of …
    when some1 gives you a dress, it’s because they give you a chance to try something new…
    when some1 gives you a book, it’s because that person like you to share the same value as they found it inside….
    when some1 gives you a make-up set, its because they want you to try another brand…
    when some1 gives you a audio player, it’s because they want you to marvel at the wonders of music

    And finally, when some1 gives you a jig jaw puzzle, it’s because……..
    …..they want you to know life is not as simple as black and white. There is no one way or only a single angle to look at things. It is only when you have put together all the little pieces of different perception that you will start to see the full picture.

    ( 🙂 – from 22 )

  7. after reading this i think i’ll feel sad with almost every gift i’m going to receive!

    dasmond you really super bored. HAHA!

    anyway i won’t give someone whom i think stink a bottle of perfume. waste money.
    give him/her a black trash bag instead. lol!

  8. when someone gives you a knife, it’s because they want you to kill yourself
    when someone gives you a smile, it’s because they just slept with your bf/gf
    when someone gives you a LOOK, it’s because you got food in your teeth
    when someone gives you a ‘ok’ reply, it’s because they’re just ‘entertaining’ you
    when someone gives you an ugly doll, it’s because you’re as ugly as the doll

    ( the 2nd line is funny… ahaha… – from 22 )

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.